Let’s start by imagining that Scott Stallings is a three-time winner of the PGA Tour.
Although you haven’t won since 2014, last season saw you finish runner-up in the BMW Championship in FedEx Cup Playoffs. You also earned seven top-10 finishes for your career. You won a cool $3933,593 for your efforts, but you also finished in the top 30 of the FedEx Cup race, earning you an invitation to the 2023 Masters.
Stallings was T-27 in his Masters debut 2012, and missed the cut in his other Masters appearance in 2014. One can only imagine that he has been waiting for his holiday bonus in December Vacation while he checked his mail for his cordial invitation to Augusta National like Clark Griswold.
Augusta National sent Stallings the wrong invitation.
Literally had been checking the mailbox five times a day and then I got this random DM today pic.twitter.com/X8UBRN1gNs
Scott Stallings (@stallingsgolf January 2, 2023
Anyone who shares the same name with a professional golfer should check their mail. You might be eligible for an invitation to The Masters.
